Sunday, March 30, 2008

Motorcycle

i drive fast and reckless, and this scares the shit out of me. i imagine that you will think this guy is nuts regardless.

2Pac

hes not dead. this is the biggest scandal in american history. the video is a 3part series, click the video and also read this link.

http://members.aol.com/subseven/tupac.html



part 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXoQns5mN5w

part 3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zu5x-xer9As

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Corey Holcomb

Chris Rock

skeet skeet skeet! if you have never seen the "never scared" dvd by chris rock, you are a deprived human being. rent it immediately.




Thursday, March 27, 2008

Ipod

i am more likely to have an ipod charger around than a gatorade, a bowl, an onion, a shot glass, etc....but always good to know.

Tetris

this is pathetic. this is much more of a waste of time than watching all the videos on this blog. am i not very creative? am i too much of a cynic and afraid to act on my own dreams? why would someone waste time and energy to do this?

Little Kid

you have probably seen this, and hopefully you have played the game on the computer as well. i apologize if i find humor in watching a little kid suffer.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Relationships

this goes back to me being a sarcastic cynic...i find this hysterical. unfortunately, few others have.





Aries Spears

even before caliendo, i was a fan of aries spears. i think i first saw him do a shaquille oneal impression. it was tremendous. find it on you tube. if i had to pick between caliendo and spears, im still not sure who it would be.

Frank Caliendo

i became a frank caliendo fan before he was on tv every week for the nfl, and certainly long before his show "frank tv", but he is pretty good. you can only get so far in life doing this, and i think he made it to the top. its too bad the show is awful.

Reporters

i still wonder how real this is....but ill go with it. its pretty amusing. i thought tv was tape delayed several seconds to avoid this and janet jackson-esque moments. good thing they didnt cut out early on this...

Bud

i only post the top 1% of commercials, like the mcdonalds one a while back, but this definitely ranks up there. i dont know what is so funny to me about this. i laugh hysterically every time.

Lego

this is long, slightly boring, but pretty incredible. youre here to kill time anyways, so what does it matter. these are the kind of people that i admire. www.brickartist.com.

The Dive

you have to do this at least once in your life. its pretty amazing.





Cas Haley

i was going to post this regardless, because cas haley is dope, but the hoff doing his little dance is worth the post by itself.

Mentos

first, i want to know who the first sucker was that ate mentos while drinking the diet coke. second, if these guys are so creative, why cant they put a decent song on the video? third, what do you suppose these guys do for a living?

John Carpenter

i remember seeing this my freshman year of college, thinking this guy was the coolest geek i have ever seen. he was the first guy to ever win the million dollars, and he did it in style. its a moment that a sarcastic cynic like myself can truly appreciate.

Lonely Life

its kind of spooky how representative this commercial is of my life...

Adrian Wilson

i dont remember the statistic, but it basically stated that almost all men think they were good enough to play sports at the professional level, or weren't far off. this video alone suggests that almost all men are NOT capable of playing sports at a professional level. this defines the word "freak".

Travis Barker

this is pretty sweet. the more i watch, the less i am impressed, but its still cool.

Glengarry Glen Ross

the movie is terrible, but this clip may be the best 7min excerpt in american cinematic history.

Cherry Chocolate Rain

no blog is complete without some tay zonday. i wish i would have known he was looking for a rapper to say "he moves his mouth away from the mic"...i could have done that just as good, if not better. tay recently won some sort of award for "chocolate rain", but this remix is significantly better.

Body Art

this guy has some real talent. i wonder how long this took to complete. there is obviously tons of editing, but i imagine he doesn't make more than one or two paintings per day? its still cool.

Cha Cha Slide!

this kid is the real deal. hes going to get laid more than anyone else in his high school.

Harder, Faster, Stronger

originally, i wanted answers to some questions like "why?", "how long did it take?", "who is the genius?", and things of that nature....then i realized that this isn't even the original video. the original is called "daft hands" and can be found on youtube. one of these is enough, so im not posting it. you get the idea.